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We have the funniest, cheesiest, sleaziest and nerdiest pick up lines on the internet. Our huge collection of chat up lines is sorted into categories based on theme. Scroll down to view them all!

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Pickup lines are notoriously associated with college guys and drunken bar-boys trying to chat up a woman. And they often come off as eye-roll inducing or overtly sexist. In fact, you can bet your bottom dollar that anything sexual or overtly cheesy is going to have your woman rolling her eyes and laughing to her girlfriends about you later.

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Dating in the 21st-century is a struggle for a lot of people. Tinder is obviously a hugely popular way to date in You can find a gold mine of characters on this dating app. Nevertheless, this guy made a cheeky comment that impressed Savannah.

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So why not say something to get a laugh? Download the Conversation Cheat Sheet for more on what to say to her. Some are funny, and some are cheesy, but they work.

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Jump to navigation. You might be guaranteed a laugh with these but not always a date, so use with caution. Have you been to the doctors lately?

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Tinder is basically an online dating site that's not meant to be used to find Mr. Right as much as it is used for finding Mr. Basically, it's a hookup site—not that there's anything wrong with that—so first impressions mean everything.

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If you want to know how make a girl laugh, one of the best absolute way is to deliver lame, corny, cheesy pick up lines. Sometimes you just want to go right for the jugular and launch into the best cheesy pick up lines. Delivering a good solid cheesy pick up line is all about your delivery, so make sure you check out our public speaking guides to pick up a few pointers. You can say almost anything to get a girlfriend if you know how to deliver it properly.

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First you have to get the conversation started. And if you want your most attractive matches to respond, then you need to break the ice with a Tinder pick up line that actually works! Plus, you'll get the secrets behind why they work, so you can come up with some Grade A openers on your own.

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I remember being in a bar with a friend one time watching the two hottest women in there get hit on all night long, while they shot each guy. Well, for the rest of the night, every time a guy came up to them, the girls would look over at us and roll their eyes. Eventually, they came over to talk to us to share some of the weak attempts guys were using on them. With this success, I realized I may have actually created a pick-up line that worked.

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